April 19th 2009, WWE WrestleMania Tour, Nottingham Arena
This was the second time we (we being Kev, Leah and Chris) have watched the wrestlers of WWE.
This WrestleMania Tour started off with some girls wrestling for some Championship or another.
Just like last time what they were fighting for didn't seem important, nor did their names.
Actually that's not strictly true. One of the lady wrestlers was the impossibly strong but brilliantly named Beth "The Glamazon" Phoenix.
Despite the great name and massive arms, the Glamazon lost.
Next up was The Miz fighting someone none of us had heard of. He won.
Then William Regal, supposedly British Royalty, fought a very tall man wearing a slightly disturbing lycra suit called Golddust.
Up next was Santino Marella, a man with an impossibly large eyebrow, fighting Kofi Kingston who was so bouncy he could give Tiger a run for his money.
After a lengthy match featuring lots of very acrobatic moves, Kofi won.
The next match was a bit of a mismatch between the giant Kane and his equally large partner Mike Knox between two normal sized people.
Clearly their opposition weren't good enough as they ended up fighting each other. Kane won.
Chris Jericho imparted his wisdom to us....
....whilst we waited for CM Punk to come out and shut him up.
Kev and Chris misheard what the crowd (and Leah) were chanting. Apparently it was C, M, Punk, C, M, Punk not Swimming Trunks, Swimming Trunks.
Whatever the chant Swimming Trunks won.
The Main Event was a Tag Team match between the Big Show and the "Rated R Superstar" Edge on one side and the tiny masked marvel that is Ray Mysterio and current World Champion John Cena on the other.
Cena is awesome, with muscles on top of his muscles.
But did give a bit away in height to the 7ft tall Big Show
The Edge clearly enjoys his work having spent most of the match beating up Mysterio.
But in the end it wasn't enough, Mysterio and Cena won.
























